Joke for sharing " Confused n misleading "

One day, a thief was arrested by a patrol policeman for climbing over a house. In order to get himself off hook, the thief told that policeman that he is the owner of the house but had lost his house key. Immediately, a locksmith was summon to prove his innocence.

Once  they entered the house, the thief said " Look, this panio belong to me  and the antiques there is mine".

They went upstairs and entered the master room. The thief said : " Look, the woman sleeping in the bed is my wife". The policeman was shocked and curious. He asked : " How about the man beside her"? The thief replied : "Are you stupid? That is me!".